Orlando's Weird Adventures
          Interview with that man of mystery, the late Joe Orlando
           Conducted by & © Jon B. Cooke
           From 
Comic
          Book Artist #1 
          This interview was conducted via telephone on February 19, 1998. 
            It was copy-edited by Joe.  
          COMIC BOOK ARTIST: You started at DC as a freelance artist 
            in 1966?
            JOE ORLANDO: I was drawing "The Inferior Five" and 
            I became friends with Carmine Infantino. He was sharing an office 
            with Jack Miller and I was delivering my work to Jack, who was editor 
            of Swing with Scooter and The Inferior Five.
          CBA: You had primarily worked for EC beforehand?
            Joe: Yes, I was working for Mad magazine as an artist and previously 
            I had been doing Science-fiction and Horror material for EC. I enjoyed 
            doing all types of material, though my favorite was Science-fiction.
          CBA: How come you came over and did work for National? You 
            were doing less work for EC?
            Joe: E. Nelson Bridwell was working as an assistant editor 
            at DC and was submitting material as a freelancer to Mad. I had illustrated 
            some of Nelson's material; he liked my art enough that when they were 
            looking for an artist to do "The Inferior Five"-Nelson's 
            creation-he suggested that I do it and I was happy to oblige.
          CBA: Did you aspire to become an editor?
            Joe: I had been freelancing for 16 years and although I was 
            successful, it was a tough way of making a living. I found myself 
            working seven days a week, 16 hours a day. When you're freelancing, 
            you don't want to turn anything down or you might lose a client. So 
            you keep on taking all the jobs offered. Juggling deadlines, stressing 
            out and never taking a vacation, I found that I was very happy to 
            take an editorial job at DC. In the early Jim Warren issues of Creepy, 
            I was the story editor and I liked it. So when Carmine asked if I'd 
            work at DC as an editor, I considered it. He asked me before it was 
            known that he was to become the Editorial Director, so I wasn't sure 
            if he was pulling my leg. Fortunately, he had confided in somebody 
            else about his promotion and I heard about it through a fellow artist. 
            When he asked me the second time, I was sure he was serious. Now I 
            knew this was a serious offer and I jumped at it.
          CBA: When the initial offer came through, was it for you to 
            edit a specific number of books? Dick said the agreement was for eight 
            books.
            Joe: I think it was seven or eight books, but half of them 
            were reprints. So our workload wasn't as heavy as it looks. I proved 
            myself as an editor and they gave me more books and an assistant. 
            Then I was putting out 13 or 14 books.
          CBA: Mark Hanerfeld was your first assistant?
            Joe: Yes, I was sorry when he decided to leave, and then Paul 
            Levitz came along, who became my best assistant.
          CBA: And Allen Asherman was your assistant, too?
            Joe: Yes. Very dedicated.
          CBA: Did Carmine express to you his philosophy about having 
            artists as editors?
            Joe: We certainly discussed that aspect of editorial and in 
            looking back, many times we were asked to do impossible things by 
            writer/editors who had no sense of the visual-to do things that wouldn't 
            work and have to argue our way out of it. We just thought that as 
            artists, we would do a better job working with talent. We did meet 
            with a lot of resistance when we got up at DC.
          CBA: From who? The writer/editors?
            Joe: Yes, and some of the freelance writers. There was this 
            clique at DC. Every editor, for some reason, had acquired a clone, 
            the freelance writer who got most of the work out of that editor. 
            That writer acquired a lot of authority and could influence the editor 
            as to whether you worked or not, sometimes acting as editor. I think 
            it had become a very exclusive club, that after a time was not meeting 
            the market needs.
          CBA: Were you aware of the writers' movement which demanded 
            health benefits from the company?
            Joe: No, I had no knowledge of it, though later I became aware 
            of the movement. I believe I worked with anyone who had talent and 
            filled my needs.
          One of the first books I got to edit was Stanley and His Monster 
            and in the beginning, I decided to change it into three short stories 
            instead of one issue-length story, after I read a few issues. I realized 
            that it took 24 pages to get one joke. So I made up my mind that it 
            was going to be three eight-pagers with good premises ending up with 
            a good payoff to a good joke. I wanted to use Arnold Drake because 
            I understood that Arnold made considerable contributions to the development 
            of that book and I felt I owed him-but I was told that he was in Europe. 
            I waited as my deadline got closer and closer and it led to my famous 
            fight up there with Arnold that kind of made my reputation as a character. 
            Arnold returned to the States-I had never met him-but when I did, 
            he came across as a pushy guy who acted like he owned the place. He 
            was friends with all the staff, and on a first name basis with the 
            publisher. I was really pissed by this time as I had only three weeks 
            to the deadline and I didn't have a script which I had to get to an 
            artist. I kept sending telegrams to Arnold, but I never got answers. 
            When I complained, I was told, "No, no. You have to wait for 
            Arnold." So when he walked into my office, I tried not to insult 
            him, but I did premise the idea of doing three short stories that 
            would speed up the creative process and give me the opportunity to 
            divide the scripts among three artists, so I would have my chance 
            to make my deadline. We argued and he pointed his finger at me and 
            said, "I say that it's going to be one 24-page story!" I 
            looked at him and said, "You're really saying that?" And 
            he said, "Absolutely!" I said, "You know that I am 
            the editor." And he said, "And I don't care who you are- 
            you don't know who I am." I said, "Okay. Arnold Drake, go 
            f*ck yourself because you're off the book." Arnold was taken 
            aback. "You're telling me I'm fired? You know, I'm going to the 
            Publisher! I've been here for twenty years!" So Arnold stormed 
            into the Publisher's office.
          CBA: To Leibowitz's office?
            Joe: No, Irwin Donenfeld's. (Carmine hired me, Leibowitz interviewed 
            me, and Irwin Donenfeld gave me a cover test-guess which cover sold 
            the most? Carmine told me that I did not impress Donenfeld, but that 
            he had told Donenfeld that he was sticking by me.)
          CBA: What I'm really trying to get at is the concept of "Artist 
            as Editor." You and Dick Giordano in creative ways did some really 
            innovative and good books.
            Joe: To Carmine's credit, he always gave me projects he knew 
            I could handle. He gave me complete freedom and then he pushed me 
            to the limit._
            So, Arnold storms down to the Publisher's office and I was called 
            in. The Publisher is sitting there with his advisors who were the 
            print buyers, distribution reps, and the V.P. was there. All eyes 
            were upon me and I was on the spot. I knew that if I did not impress 
            Donenfeld this time, I was through. Arnold was sitting there with 
            his arms crossed and a smug smile across his face with his hat on. 
            He always wore his hat in the office (I think it was because he had 
            a bald spot). Donenfeld looked at me and said, "Joe, did you 
            tell Arnold to go f*ck himself?" I said that I did and he said, 
            "Well, I don't think that kind of language should be used in 
            an office. It's terrible, deplorable and you should apologize to Arnold." 
            I said, "Well, did Arnold tell you the reasons why I got so angry?" 
            I told them and when my explanation didn't go over too well, he said, 
            "You work that out with Arnold." And that told me right 
            away that I couldn't fire the guy. I said, "With all due respect, 
            I will apologize to Arnold if he takes his hat off." I went on 
            to say that because in a million years I would never walk into your 
            office with a hat on my head. I would have it in my hand. Some giggling 
            started and Arnold made a lame joke that he had the hat on because 
            he was Jewish, but then came the silence. Arnold looked at the Publisher 
            and said, "Irwin, do you want me to take my hat off?" Irwin 
            said, "Take your hat off." And I said, "I apologize 
            for telling you to go f*ck yourself, Arnold." I knew that I had 
            made a hit with Irwin because that night I had a date with a really 
            gorgeous lady. I was trying to impress her, and we were sitting in 
            this restaurant and the waiter comes over with a bottle of champagne 
            and says, "Mr. Orlando, we are honored to have a famous cartoonist 
            like yourself eat here. The champagne is compliments of the house." 
            Even I was impressed, then I looked across the way from where we were 
            sitting and there was Irwin in a booth. He winked and gave me the 
            high sign. The lady did not see this-she was very impressed.
          CBA: Dick Giordano was Donenfeld's last hire and you were 
            Carmine's first hire. But Dick says that you were in the office a 
            couple of weeks before he was.
            Joe: Well, I was freelance so I was able to come on board immediately. 
            I never quit Mad. I was still working for them and the only reason 
            I later stopped working for them was because I had gotten a divorce 
            around that time. My "ex" worked at Mad. Bill Gaines, bless 
            his soul, was so good to artists, but he was even more solicitous 
            of his staff. It seems that I annoyed my ex-wife when I delivered 
            my work so I was asked to deliver my work through the mail room. I 
            felt really stupid, and they would whistle me in when her door was 
            closed, and I would sneak into Feldstein's office. After a while I 
            just couldn't take that crap and I quit.
          CBA: Did the freelance work include advertising?
            Joe: Some advertising work: Storyboards, illustration. I worked 
            very hard-the divorce wiped me out financially.
          CBA: You did a lot less drawing when you took the _position 
            at DC?
            Joe: Yes. I became involved in my job and Carmine and I became 
            very good friends, and we still are. In the course of our friendship 
            we discussed our philosophy of comics and what we thought about them, 
            how they should be done, and why DC was taking second place to Marvel. 
            It seems that the editors at DC were so institutionalized, coming 
            off all of these wonderful accomplishments-taking credit for the invention 
            of the super-hero and maintaining it, and acting like no one else 
            could do a super-hero as well as they did. DC had sued Fawcett over 
            Captain Marvel and won. They felt invincible. During the industry 
            criticism of EC for wrecking the business, they never bothered to 
            read EC, and reacted to what they read in the papers. They were getting 
            their asses kicked in by Marvel at the newsstands and they were not 
            reading the Marvel books-never analyzing or _trying to figure out 
            what the competition was doing. They treated their competitor with 
            total contempt. You would talk to these people and they wouldn't know 
            what was going on in the business except at DC Comics. The editors 
            had this great little gentleman's club: Every day a two-hour lunch, 
            they wore leather patches on the elbows of their tweed jackets, sucked 
            on empty pipes, and debated the liberal issues of that day. There 
            was this contempt for the artist by this exclusive club of writers 
            and editors; artists were replaceable.
          CBA: You had a reputation as a practical joker.
            Joe: When you come off of 16 years of freelancing, getting 
            paid for having ideas and being able to make them into reality -it 
            was like a vacation for me! I could take a day off to nurse a cold-you 
            don't do that when you're freelancing. It was a dream come true and 
            I thoroughly enjoyed it. I had all of these wonderful artists and 
            writers, willing to work with me, and was having a great time. Practical 
            jokes? Sure, it was part of the fun-my "Mad" sense of humor.
          CBA: The books seemed to reflect that you were having a good 
            time-they were good.
            Joe: Angel and the Ape! Carmine and I would work till 9 or 
            10 at night, after everybody at DC was gone, and we'd go over the 
            pencils, and we would rewrite the dialogue. Look at the first issue: 
            Bob Oksner's drawings are brilliant, the pacing is wonderful. We were 
            having fun writing the gibberish of the Ape that only made sense when 
            you read Angel's replies. We would think up a good line and laugh 
            our heads off.
          CBA: With House of Mystery, was it your idea to do a take 
            on the old EC books?
            Joe: Carmine gave me the book and I remember that I drew the 
            first cover from Carmine's layout and I only had ten new pages to 
            work with-the rest were old stories that I had to reprint. I had ten 
            pages to make it look like a new offering. I read the stories and 
            most of them were 1940s hokey. I had to use the old stuff because 
            of budget. I decided that I would use one page to present a new character 
            that would introduce the book, which is, of course, from my many discussions 
            with Bill Gaines and Al Feldstein. I knew that they had gotten their 
            idea for hosts from the old radio shows. For House of Mystery, I used 
            the host to make fun of the story. I'd say, "Wait until you get 
            to the ending of this piece of drek," referring to the reprint. 
            [laughs] You know that if you sit in the movies for an hour and a 
            half and the payoff turns out to be crap, you get angry. You're not 
            angry because you stayed an hour and a half because it was entertaining 
            up until that point; you're angry because the build-up was fine, but 
            the payoff was crap. Rather than get the readers angry after they 
            had read five pages of a story that turns out to be predictable crap, 
            I would make fun of the payoff so it made the reader feel as smart 
            as the host.
          CBA: What do you think made the books sell?
            Joe: The host character's attitude and the covers.
          CBA: Did you seek out Neal Adams for the covers?
            Joe: Yes, I sought Neal. Bill Gaines told me a long time ago 
            that the best-selling covers he had published were ones that depicted 
            boys in danger. He got the idea from an illustration in Mark Twain's 
            Tom Sawyer where Tom was in a graveyard and witness to a murder. That 
            concept, in many different ways, worked over and over again. Neal 
            did the best covers for House of Mystery. Many times he would walk 
            in with a sketch that he had thought up himself and I would often 
            get a story written for the sketch. It was a fun way to work-to have 
            that kind of rapport with artists, writers, and creative director.
          CBA: Did you guys collaborate on the covers?
            Joe: It depended. Sometimes I would come in with the idea and 
            other times the artist would. Once we were working together, I couldn't 
            tell you now who did what. Some covers I remember-like the one with 
            the boy under the bed with water around was all-Neal. The guy running 
            who looks like half-man, half-bat was all-Bernie Wrightson. At this 
            point, it was a bunch of guys who understood each other and I was 
            the point man. They knew that I would be receptive and since my sales 
            were good, I could go to Carmine and get almost anything by that was 
            good. 
          CBA: For a while there, you got Gothic in your covers, with 
            women fleeing the castle. You went totally Gothic-you even started 
            Dark Mansion of Forbidden Love, Gothics in novel-length comic form.
            Joe: That's because at that time, the Gothics in the paperback 
            market were doing so well. I studied the covers on the paperbacks 
            and they always had the woman in the foreground, a sinister guy pursuing 
            them, and a house or castle in the background with always one window 
            lit. So that was a formula I used.
          CBA: So that formula took off?
            Joe: Not as well as they should have because they were supposed 
            to replace Romance comics before they were dropped. I edited Heart 
            Throbs and Young Romance. After you read a Romance comic, you realized 
            that the number one thing was that the male was always the answer 
            to a girl's happiness. It was the farm girl coming to the city for 
            a nice job and meeting a successful executive or an artist or a musician, 
            and they live happily ever after. I started to play around with these 
            basic concepts. Mike Sekowsky, who was a very good Romance artist, 
            wouldn't work on one of my Romance scripts because the premise was 
            too political. I had a romance going on between a liberal young teacher 
            with a '60s counter-culture attitude and a hard-nosed right wing street 
            cop. I started to create new kinds of characters for the Romance books 
            playing with class and educational differences. I would define the 
            characters, premise the story without coming up with an ending, and 
            hand this to a writer. I started to address ethnic differences in 
            Romance comics and was thinking about trying to do an interracial 
            romance. I was also working on getting eroticism in the Romance comics 
            besides just the big kiss payoff. Touchy-feely scenarios like our 
            now-more-assertive '60s heroine running her foot up a guy's leg, under 
            the table, while her boyfriend is sitting there at the table with 
            them-the scene caused the artist to return the script.
          I remember having a somewhat vulgar conversation, I can't remember 
            with whom, but it was about editorial. The gist was that this was 
            the '60s and what the hell can be _written about romance? You think 
            these girls believe that bells ring when true love happens? They're 
            f*cking in _grammar school, so how can we sell them Romance stories? 
          
          The Binky books became the "girl's" books. At the time, 
            Archie comics were really selling, and Carmine came to me and said, 
            "Joe, do you want to take them on? We've got to do something! 
            You used to do Binky." And you know the Binky style-I drew Binky 
            in the old style-which was semi-realistic and not the Archie-style 
            of drawing. Having grown up reading about the pulps and that it was 
            a business where one publisher would get a good idea and everyone 
            else jumps on the trend, I studied the Archie books and noticed that 
            they weren't any different than the Binky books except for being drawn 
            differently. So I said, "We'll do Binky Archie books!" I 
            hired Stan Goldberg and we shared the same writers as Archie comics. 
            Our characters weren't as strong as Archie because I really didn't 
            spend the time thinking about them the way I should have, but as far 
            as I was concerned, this was a quick in-and-out operation to make 
            fast money. I analyzed the colors they used in their masthead, the 
            lettering style and the art style and I duplicated them for Binky. 
            Binky jumped on the Archie bandwagon and sold like crazy! 80-90 per 
            cent sales on a print run. It got to the point where the publisher 
            of Archie called up Leibowitz and started yelling, "You tell 
            Orlando to stop using our red and blue in the Binky logo!" [laughs] 
            I laughed when Carmine told me about that call, thinking what a great 
            Supreme Court case it would make: "Archie Comics sues DC Comics 
            over the use of the colors red and blue."
          CBA: Did something bad happen to the Binky books when they 
            went to 15¢?
            Joe: I don't think it was the price-we were getting 80 percent 
            sales and then one day they came in at 30. The next month it was 20. 
            This was strange and nobody in the office knew why. At first we all 
            sat around thinking the figures were a mistake but they weren't. I 
            still can't figure why all in one month thousands of readers decided 
            not to buy Binky anymore. The bottom just fell out of the Binky books, 
            sales just stopped, and they were dropped. The Mystery books kept 
            on selling, so it must have been the subject matter.
          CBA: Did you get Howie Post over to work on Anthro?
            Joe: I loved working with Howie. He went up to see Carmine 
            with his idea, and Carmine said, "I have the right editor for 
            you." I was always the lucky guy because I was the one chosen 
            to do the new projects and work with new people. He came up with this 
            wonderful idea that I loved, Anthro. The premise was the fight between 
            a prehistoric father and son. I had been reading an author by the 
            name of Vardis Fisher who wrote a history of mankind in fictionalized 
            form, and I loved those stories and I jumped at the chance to edit 
            Anthro. The Anthro stories had a great sense of humor and a lot of 
            prehistoric reality. DC should reprint that book. It's timeless.
          CBA: Another book that demands reprinting is Bat Lash. Was 
            that created by committee?
            Joe: It ended up that way. The first story was written by Shelly 
            Mayer and Carmine didn't like it. Carmine's idea was a tough Western 
            gunfighter with a gentleman's soul who liked good food, flowers and 
            women. So we both rewrote the premise and then I turned it over to 
            Dennis O'Neil for the final rewrite. After that I used Sergio Aragonés 
            to lay out the plots and Denny would dialogue it over Nick Cardy's 
            pencils. 
          CBA: Was it your idea to do it more realistic than how it 
            came out? Your house ads had a grim "Spaghetti Western" 
            look to them.
            Joe: Carmine came up with that ad-before we knew _what the 
            book would look like. A lot of gimmicks came from my favorite Italian 
            movie, Big Deal on Madonna Street, where the characters spend hours 
            busting through a wall in a weekend robbery and breaking through into 
            a kitchen where, being Italian, the thieves check the refrigerator 
            and sit down and taste the pasta and beans, like it, and eat instead 
            of rob. In another scene, Marcello Mastrioni steals a camera using 
            a fake broken arm cast hanging from his neck, using his real arm to 
            steal the camera. This gave me the idea for a Bat Lash opening splash: 
            Bat Lash's enemies are outside a saloon where Bat is trapped. He has 
            two broken arms wrapped in casts; he cannot defend himself, so they 
            think. But he comes out and blasts them because he had two sawed-off 
            shotguns in his casts strapped to his arms! The Code made me take 
            that out because they ruled that I was showing young people how to 
            commit a robbery.
          CBA: Did you have a lot of trouble with the Code?
            Joe: We would have negotiations over my books all of the time; 
            one of the pleasures I derived from editing was to test the Code's 
            rules. I would come up with story ideas that, to give you one example, 
            would depict this man totally beaten to a pulp, pieces of flesh falling 
            off, and then it would turn out to be a robot. I could then argue 
            with the Code, "It's a machine!"
          CBA: You said in an old interview that you weren't particularly 
            happy with the humor in Bat Lash. Still feel that way?
            Joe: It was beautifully drawn by Nick Cardy but he pushed it 
            more to the humor than to the straight. He tipped it a bit too much 
            for my taste. He would focus too much on the humorous side of characters 
            and stray from the main storyline.
          CBA: You had Sergio Aragonés work on the book. Did 
            you get him over from Mad?
            Joe: Sergio and I were friends from back in the Mad days and 
            if you look in those old Mad issues, we were second-stringers in a 
            way, getting one-pagers and only once in a while one of us would get 
            a feature. We both felt that we were getting passed by and not getting 
            the kind of material that we knew we could do. So we were buddies 
            in misery. When I got the job at DC it was Sergio who came visiting 
            me saying, "Well, Joe, how about some work?" So I thought 
            about how I could use Sergio. Maybe he came up with the idea that 
            he could plot Romance stories for me. He did and I would have a writer 
            dialogue them. He went on from there to Mystery stories, Bat Lash, 
            and of course, Plop!
          It was the foresight of a man like Carmine who, number one, hired 
            me-which allowed me to hire Sergio. Do you think that the old DC publishers 
            would have hired Sergio Aragonés to draw? Maybe now because 
            he's a proven winner, but not when I hired him! Would anybody have 
            hired Sergio Aragonés as a writer? They would look at me like 
            I was crazy and say, "What, are you crazy?" Did I get that 
            attitude from Carmine? Absolutely not. Carmine loved Sergio and recognized 
            his sense of humor and obviously recognized my talents, Dick Giordano's 
            abilities, Kirby's abilities.
          CBA: I received the original sketch of Abel. What made you 
            base the character on Mark Hanerfeld?
            Joe: I started out basing it on the biblical Cain and Abel 
            but then I turned to the people that were around me. It's just a writer's 
            trick to take people's personalities and inject them into your characters. 
            Mark stuttered when he got nervous. He was short and heavy so Abel 
            was short and heavy. Abel was a good counterpoint to Cain who was 
            tall and thin.
          CBA: How did you get on Brother Power the Geek?
            Joe: Carmine called me into his office and told me I was Joe 
            Simon's editor. Joe had Brother Power the Geek's first issue written 
            and drawn so I just did the paperwork. I didn't think that it was 
            my kind of book but it was Joe Simon! Can I give him corrections?! 
            Not me! Am I going to stand in the way of the man who originated Romance 
            comics? So Brother Power the Geek did not become the Newsboy Legion 
            but it was fun working with Joe.
          CBA: Was it your idea to revive The Phantom Stranger?
            Joe: That I had fun with. Carmine was always looking for things 
            that had a supernatural premise to give me because in his mind I became 
            the guy who could make supernatural things work. For a while, the 
            Mystery books were the best-selling books at DC, better than the super-heroes. 
            With Neal Adams working on The Phantom Stranger, I could not go wrong.
          CBA: What was Mike Sekowsky like?
            Joe: Like Jekyll and Hyde; he could be very nice or very mean. 
            I was very friendly with Mike. When he suggested that he would like 
            to be an editor, I said, "That sounds like a good idea." 
            He was intelligent. I went to Carmine and suggested that he think 
            about Sekowsky as the Wonder Woman editor. I assumed Mike would give 
            up the penciling when he became Editor. That was not the case. Now 
            as editor he approved his layouts as finished pencils and handed them 
            to Giordano to ink. It was too bad, because Mike was a terrific penciler 
            when he put his mind to it. He was his own worst enemy.
          CBA: At one point, you had 17 books. How the heck did you 
            find time to read anything?
            Joe: I gave every story the attention it deserved because I 
            worked many hours. When you're having fun, hours don't exist. I was 
            getting weekends off and that was enough for me! I was going in the 
            office at around 9:30 and staying until 10 or 11:00. Go out to dinner 
            and go back. Carmine would always be there after I left. Those late 
            nights were when we would take some stories apart. I would concentrate 
            intensely on books like Bat Lash, Anthro, and Swamp Thing. The Mystery 
            books had a big inventory. I would call in a writer (and I was working 
            with three or four writers at the time and I knew all the cliches). 
            Jack Oleck would come in with 20 ideas and he would go home with 20 
            stories to write. I found out that the most important piece of work 
            an editor can do is not line-edit but idea-edit. At that point, you 
            have either a good story or a lousy story. We would work through a 
            full day, bring lunch in, and not stop until I examined every premise 
            and every character. I would always put a twist on them so if his 
            character was an 50-year-old man, I'd change it to a woman. If it 
            was a present-day story, I'd make it 18th century. He would sometimes 
            scream at me for creating these problems for him but I was making 
            sure they would be our stories. We'd do this once a month and have 
            an inventory of 20 stories, just from Jack alone. I worked differently 
            with each writer, depending on their needs and temperament.
          With Mike Fleischer on "The Spectre" sometimes all I did 
            was come up with the Horror premise; then it was up to Mike to create 
            the crime that set the premise off. We would come up with the idea 
            of a guy being turned into a log and then being put into a sawmill 
            and screams would come from the log as it was being buzz-sawed.
          CBA: You've mentioned that you had a real-life incident that 
            led to those gruesome stories?
            Joe: I was living up on the West Side and my wife was eight 
            months pregnant. We got held up in the daytime. We were pushed up 
            against the wall of a church and they were kids, about 14. My wife 
            started to cry and shake and she opened her pocketbook and I gave 
            them all the money I had in my pocket. Then they walked away so arrogantly, 
            so slowly that I got incensed that I couldn't do anything about it. 
            I ran around looking for a cop and I suddenly realized the loneliness 
            of being a victim. All that anger came out and it clicked with Fleischer's 
            needs and so we created some nifty Horror stories. Jim Aparo's art 
            was the greatest for this series.
          CBA: With the Code changes, you could use the word "Weird," 
            and boy, you used it everywhere!
            Joe: I started using the word and Carmine decided that "Weird" 
            sold anything. Weird War, Weird Western, Weird Worlds, Weird Mystery. 
            We were pals and would share ideas.
          The day that Carmine came in and told me that they had to put ads 
            in Plop! for the magazine to survive was the day that Plop! died. 
            It was never understood by the marketing department or the distribution 
            salesman (who would come around saying, "Joe, what kind of name 
            is 'Plop! '? That's a terrible name! It sounds like crap!" I'd 
            say, "That's the idea!").
          CBA: Did "The Poster Plague" start the idea for 
            Plop!?
            Joe: No, I bought Steve Skeates' story for one of my Mystery 
            books. I had the idea to do Plop! I was looking for material at the 
            time. I remember Carmine, Sergio, and me sitting in Friar Tuck's, 
            a bar across the street from DC offices, and we were trying to think 
            of a title for a Humor magazine. We were sitting around drinking and 
            Sergio suggested the title. Just think of it, there has to be two 
            other insane people agreeing with him that Plop! is a good title for 
            a Humor magazine! 
          Nobody gives Carmine credit for having a sense of humor but he really 
            does laugh a lot. Carmine always loved the early Mad comic book. All 
            of us agreed that there was an opening for a satirical comic book. 
            Carmine negotiated with Bill Gaines (who was our corporate advisor) 
            that I could try to create a satirical comic book. I had Sergio Aragonés 
            illustrate "The Poster Plague" in his style, ran it in House 
            of Mystery, and it was a success. Now I had a direction for Plop!
          CBA: What's the idea behind Gaines as a consultant?
            Joe: The idea that since he was the publisher of Mad-a fabulous 
            moneymaker-he was to spread his magic around and help DC create some 
            best-selling books.
          CBA: One of the biggest criticisms of Carmine's tenure is 
            the tendency to cancel books after only six or so issues.
            Joe: Do you think he made those decisions by himself? He would 
            be sitting around with these people who were supposedly advising him 
            in matters of distribution and business. Carmine was primarily an 
            artist and he had all these business people telling him what to do. 
            I think that he was more at ease with artists like me than with businessmen.
          CBA: Was Jonah Hex the anti-Bat Lash?
            Joe: That was John Albano's concept. He came in with the story 
            and I contributed to the character as it went on. It's an old idea-Jekyll 
            and Hyde, Two-Face, a very tried-and-true concept. John and I had 
            rules about Jonah Hex. You were only supposed to see his face when 
            he was terrorizing somebody. Ordinarily he would look like a handsome 
            normal cowboy but people took it over who did not understand that 
            premise and Hex went around looking like the Phantom of the Opera 
            all the time. Remember the first story "Welcome to Paradise"? 
            That was influenced by Shane and you couldn't get across that love 
            story with the ugly side of his face-it's always in shadow in that 
            story. It's a visual representation of Cain and Abel; of what we are. 
            We have our good side and our bad side.
          CBA: Suddenly you had all these Filipino artists working for 
            you.
            Joe: I brought them in. I had a really good artist working 
            for me, Tony DeZuniga. Another reason why I became a good editor is 
            because I would pay attention to people who couldn't speak English 
            too well but who could draw. When they showed me their portfolio, 
            I never told myself that it was going to be too hard to work with 
            this guy because he's not English-speaking-but I heard that over and 
            over again from others. That argument, that it's just too much work 
            and I gotta get home by 5:00 p.m., would not have allowed us to have 
            Jose Garcia-Lopez. I went down and wrote letters, vouching for him, 
            had to find a place for him to live. It takes time away from my own 
            life-but this guy will now do anything for you, will not leave DC 
            because I'm there, and will not go to Marvel no matter how much they 
            will pay him-he had a lot of offers-but that's how you get that loyalty 
            and that's how you get people knocking themselves out for you on books.
          I think that Alex Niño was a genius.
          CBA: Where did Arthur Suydam come from?
            Joe: He's a kid from Jersey. I gave him a script out of my 
            inventory that he kept for an entire year. He delivered three pages 
            after one year. They weren't bad but they weren't spectacular. Any 
            other editor would have thrown him out of the office. I just went 
            along with it, saying, "Nice to see you," like I'd seen 
            him just last week. "Are you ready for another script?" 
            (laughs)
          CBA: How seriously did you consider Suydam to take over Swamp 
            Thing?
            Joe: Very seriously. But it's a whole book and, well, he did 
            take a year for three pages though he was still in high school. Those 
            were the chances that I took. To me, I was in the great position of 
            being able to say, "Well, so I'll write the three pages off." 
            So I could take those chances.
          CBA: You turned Adventure Comics into an anthology book. In 
            #426, you reached Nirvana.
            Joe: I got a lot of criticism for the series "Captain 
            Fear" because I got dates wrong or something. I was interested 
            in the Caribbean and Haiti and I wanted to create an Indian hero, 
            because you know that the Caribe Indians in the Dominican Republic 
            were decimated through slavery. They tried to get them to work in 
            the sugar fields and they couldn't. That's when they started bringing 
            in the Blacks from Africa. The Indians just died off, not only from 
            disease but also from imprisonment. Using that as a premise, I wanted 
            to create an Indian hero and it didn't work out too well. The script 
            didn't work but the art was beautiful.
          CBA: You had some great artists working in that run. Alex 
            Toth, Gil Kane...
            Joe: Did you see that story Gil Kane drew where he made fun 
            of Carmine and me? He put us in the story as evil editors and we thought 
            that it was funny. We had a good time with that and they were some 
            very funny drawings.
          CBA: Did you give up drawing pretty much when you started 
            editing?
            Joe: I would draw once in a while, doing a one-pager in the 
            Mystery books. And I had a heavy hand with the young artists. I would 
            tutor them but did nothing with the older artists because they were 
            already great. I have this strong gift of analyzing work and being 
            able to tell what is working and what is not. That's why I'm teaching 
            at the School of Visual Arts.
          Everybody, including myself, needs an editor when you deliver your 
            work because you're just so close to it that you sometimes miss the 
            obvious. You need an editor who is aware of art as well as writing. 
            I think that I'm a strong plotter and I have an ear for strong phrases. 
            I could find things wrong in the scripts and in the art and could 
            make suggestions.
          CBA: Did you enjoy your time at DC?
            Joe: I loved it.
          CBA: What was your greatest joy?
            Joe: To see talent bloom. Absolutely. To see a little scared 
            kid turn into an accomplished artist-to see Bernie Wrightson become 
            a renowned artist-was something I loved. I also liked getting awards 
            for my work. I enjoyed that.
          The physical layout of DC was encouraging to a lot of ideas and a 
            lot of interaction with writers and artists was because we had a room 
            they called the Coffee Shop. We have to give Carmine credit for creating 
            that one. In it was a coffee machine and a little sandwich machine. 
            Anytime you wanted to take a break from your office, you went there 
            and inevitably you would find three or four writers and artists sitting 
            around a table arguing about a given character or looking for work 
            or badgering you into making a decision to create something new so 
            they can work-or giving you an idea. I thought that was wonderful. 
            It doesn't exist anymore because space is such a premium, but it was 
            a laboratory for ideas.
          CBA: Is the story true that Carmine was out in an afternoon-BOOM-outta 
            there?
            Joe: That's true. He was in the middle of an editorial meeting 
            with us and I remember him saying that he was going to fire all of 
            us if we didn't get our books out on time-his usual threat-and he 
            was called upstairs in the middle of the meeting. Then he came down 
            and said, "I've been fired." We laughed-a Carmine joke-but 
            it was true. He took his coat, and left. They said that they would 
            send his things after him. And he has never set foot on the premises 
            again.
          CBA: Is that being treated fairly?
            Joe: At the time I said, "My God, they used a goddamned 
            meat axe on him."
          CBA: You seemed to move into the new regime and continued 
            to be an important part of the _company.
            Joe: I was lucky all the way. I was there at the right time 
            in the right place. I look back and begin to doubt how much talent 
            it took. [laughs]
          CBA: Did you look on that era as special years?
            Joe: Absolutely. It was a true high. I didn't do drugs so doing 
            those books was like a high for me.
          
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